Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It's Not Me Monday time! This fun blog idea was created by MckMama for all of us out there that need to come clean, or would like to, rather. We all have things out there that we can't believe we've done or we swore we'd never do, why not share it with the blog world, then visitMckMama's site to see what others are admitting to!

I did NOT actually stuff my bra with socks just to fill it out.  Nope, not me.

I was NOT estatic when two of the bloggers I follow became followers of mine!  Oh no.  And I was NOT completely over the moon when one of the emailed me to chat and for some advice!  Nope, not me.

My children know how to always properly smile when you say, "Smile!" for the camera. 

I am NOT completely sick of cleaning up puddles pools of urine right next to the toilet for a 3 year old that has been potty trained for a year!  Nope, not me.

I most certainly CAN eat healthy and good porportions of food longer than one day.  And I am well on my way to my ideal body weight.  Um yes me?

I ALWAYS have my girls perfectly dressed in proper attire and perfect hair.

I was NOT secretly thrilled that I was not that badly dressed and hair and make up were actually done the other day when I ran in to aquaintences I hadn't seen since high school.  Nope, not me.

I am NOT envious of the hubs, who is NOT in Las Vegas with the boys right now.  Nope, not me.

And I am NOT elated to have my momma here to help me with the kiddos while he's (not) away. Nope, not me.

I do NOT secretly enjoy Hannah Montana, if I happen to catch it.  Nope, not me!  (don't knock it till ya try it, or don't try it rather.  Huh?  I'm throughly confused now.)

I do NOT love these beauties more than anything in the world, and I don't mean the flowers, although they're beauties too!!

I would NEVER post such a random, well, post.  Nope, not me.

I am also NOT SO happy to have MckMama (and MckMuffin) back in their home and back to hosting Not Me Mondays!