Monday, July 20, 2009

Not Me My Child Monday!

Did you almost die of embarrassment when your child walked in on you and your husband doing you-know-what? Want to scream bloody murder when your toddler colored on your floor with a Sharpie? Feel like a terrible mother when your kid used a swear word in front of your in-laws? Well don't! Mothers aren't perfect and neither are children, so today I thought we'd switch things up a little and do a Not my child! Monday!

Sound like fun? Then let's get going!  Afterwards be sure to head to MckMama's site to see what her post and everybody else's has to say!

Well besides the fact that my children never pick their noses...


And that they would never enjoy the taste of coffee....


And that they would never use their B (their blankie) to wipe themselves when there was no toilet paper...

Brynn did not eat enough sand at the beach today to poop a sand castle.


Bella would never, while enjoying some climbing with her girls, start peeing right in the middle of things and not be able to stop herself!


And my sweet Bella girl did not assume that she also got to partake in our church's cardboard boat race across a deep pond yesterday!



I had to add an oldie but goodie: this last Christmas, while Brynn was napping, I left Bella watching cartoons while I ran out to get the mail, I mean what can she get into in the minutes I'm gone? When I returned Bella did NOT coming running up to me all proud and say, "Look mommy!" while pointing at our Christmas tree where she had unwrapped all of the presents under the tree! It was just too funny to get upset about. : )


Now its your turn!





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